( Short Narration )

Did you get a letter from Bowser too?

W-What...
( Cut for large text and swearing )

*Good Morning Smash Academy.

If you walk around campus this morning, you'll find a little store normally run by a certain mailman looks like it fell into the hands of vandals during the night.

Glass from broken windows is scattered all over the ground and door has been jammed open. Inside, shelves have been knocked down, packs of stationary and ( Read more... )

I'm locking myself in my room next year.

( Private to Liquid )

*Parakarry spent the entire morning delivering the mail as usual. And desperately trying to ignore that he was going to have another dateless Valentine's Day this year.

Nothing too out of the ordinary, he was just slipping envelopes into mailboxes including some Valentines cards for his friends while whistling to himself when suddenly....*

Ow!

*He ( Read more... )

*Parakarry was about to enter the back room of his store to organize his stock but he found that he couldn't open the door. It was to heavy for his hands to pull. Wait, his hands were not even hands anymore!
They were small and covered in feathers. His entire body was small and covered in feathers! He tried to open the front door to get help but he ( Read more... )

( I say stupid things when I'm mad. )

I'm sorry if I've been scarce lately. I went home a while back because of a supposed emergency. It turned out to all be a mistake involving miscommunication.

( Private to Luigi )

*Parakarry was just delivering the mail as usual. He didn't notice anything out of the ordinary except for some odd buzzing sound. Was a bug flying around him? It must of been a a bug because he suddenly felt a sharp sting in his shoulder. He swapped at whatever stung him, unaware that it was really a cupid bot. Afterwards he continued on his route ( Read more... )